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I apologise. It's not easy being software. Although I do my best to get you the pages you want to see, the idiot that installed me seems to work tirelessly to undermine my efforts. He's always changing things.

Anyway, I'm glad we have this chance to speak. I so rarely have a chance to express myself. I'm always stuck sending out his thoughts. But now I have a chance to be heard! And I have a few suggestions that might help you find what you're looking for.

While I would bet good money (if I had any - for some reason, though I work around the clock, nobody sees fit to pay me) that the fault lies at this end, it is probably worth quickly checking there are no typos in the address your browser is trying to access.

If not, it is also possible that you've followed a broken link, or a link to a page that no longer exists. If that is the case, please take a moment to email the owner of the link to tell him about the problem.

Lastly, I suggest using the search bar at the top of the page. Good luck!

By the time you return, this problem should be resolved. If not, please feel free to harass the person responsible by emailing

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