Dr Seuss, Douchebag.
Dr Seuss was, and still is, one of my favourite poets and childrens authors, but the story of how he cheated on his wife ... while she had cancer ... well, that didn't help my opinion of him much.
I do not like this wife of mine.
I like my mistress; she is fine.
I'll wait until my wife is dead,
And then my mistress I will wed.